December 2009
14 posts
The Definition of Beffecation
Me: only a christmas poo can save me now
Her: I... are you asking me to defecate for you?
Me: .....what if I was? I'm not. BUT WHAT IF?
Her: ................ I.... might? I guess?
Me: Wow.
Her: Can you mail that?
Me: ..... I'M WATCHING MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO EPS OKAY? THAT'S WHAT I WAS TAKLING ABOUT.
Her: AHAHAHAHAHA *IS DYING*
nnnnnnnnnnnnngh
there are brief moments when life is just totally un-fucking-fair. akldfjslakfj
At Least We Can Make Fun Of This
Her: Cool, glad we got that sorted then. :)
Me: Me too! :D
Her: WAIT, WE FORGOT ALL THE MELODRAMA. LET'S GO BACK AND TRY IT AGAIN.
Me: *CRIES and SCREAMS*
Her: *SOBS AND YELLS*
Me: Are we done? This melodrama is exhausting.
Her: NO. *STOMPS FOOT*
Me: FINE. *YELLS and SCREAMS and ACCIDENTALLY TYPES "YELLOW" INSTEAD OF "YELLS" AND HAS TO CORRECT IT*
Her: *FINDS SOME WAY TO MAKE THIS ALL ABOUT HER OWN INSECURITIES*
Me: *FEELS LOST AND CONFUSED*
Her: *BRINGS UP OLD BS THAT WAS UNTIL RIGHT NOW CONSIDERED SETTLED*
Me: *IS EVEN MORE CONFUSED AND NEARLY STARTS CRYING*
Her: *BEGINS FIFTEEN MINUTES OF APOLOGIES, TAKING ALL THE BLAME AND BEING BITTER ABOUT THAT*
Me: *TRIES TO CONVINCE YOU THAT YOU'RE APOLOGIZING FOR SHIT WHAT NEEDS NOT APOLOGIZING AND GIVES UP BECAUSE THE CRAZY IS CATCHING*
Her: *ABRUPTLY LEAVES BECAUSE SHE HAS TO PUT ON A SHIRT AND GO TO WORK, WITH NO PROMISES OF HOW OR IF THIS WILL BE ADDRESSED LATER*
Me: *SITS, MULLING THIS OVER FOR HOURS, ALTERNATING BETWEEN BEING MAD AND BEING DEPRESSED AND WONDERING IF THEY CAN CONTINUE BEING FRIENDS*
Her: *AAAAAAAAAND SCENE....*
Dude. Don’t ask if it’s okay for you to cheat. That’s just tacky.
Me (watching Goblet of Fire): Mmmm! BBQ!Sirius!
Him: Would that be a...hot dog? HA HA HA HA HA!!
Me: .......................YOU'RE AWFUL AND I LOVE YOU.