A TEXT POST

So I’m looking at the deleted scenes for DH2, and I come to one entitled “Scene 245 - Hogwarts’ Battlements”. And my thought process is thus:

Ooh! Remus was on the battlements! This might have Remus in it! *hits play*

There IS! REEEEEEEEEMUUUUUUUSSSS!

Wait. That’s Tonks running in. CRAP. Do not want schmoop from them! *hits stop*

…WAIT. HE MIGHT ASK ABOUT… *GASP* *hits play*

HE DIDDDD!!! TEDDY GETS HIS NAME SAID!!!! *ignores all the hugging and just kickflails in glee*

The end.